Newbie Dreams!

Sometimes whilst teleporting from shop to shop in SL you can overhear some great
conversations. I went over to a large store today and just happened to land near a group of people. There was a guy called Zion talking to a newbie called Goldshark and a few feet away there was a vampire called Maria. To add to the confusion there was another guy who seemed to be flitting from girl to girl and his name was Samscram.

It looked like Goldshark had been asking Zion about SL in general, but then one subject made him sit up and take notice: Sex! Zion was saying to Goldshark:


Zion: all u can do here is, have fun, meet people or try to make a business
Goldshark: aha…thnx dude
Maria: Goldshark come here babe and let me bite you!
Goldshark: why?
Zion: some pple sell clothes, some sell sex.. some sell prims… u can do whatever
Goldshark sex?????
Zion: omg
Maria: because I am a vampire and need the blood sweetie
Goldshark: how u can do it?
Maria: no not sex!
Zion: first u have to let Maria there bite you
Goldshark: no way
Maria: haha, but I am a starving vampire.
Goldshark: no sex no bite
Zion: k

Zion left the scene and Goldshark, plus Samcram, who had been wandering about, both went over to Maria. Samcram was probably one of the strangest avs I have seen, but then there are a lot of strange ones in SL, I doubt he would pull many girls with his av looking like that. Regretfully I couldn’t understand what Samcram was saying as he spoke Italian, but he and Goldshark were both pleading with Maria and Maria had to make it plain to them that it as ‘no sex’

Goldshark went off after accepting what Maria was saying, but by the spring in his step, SL would have a whole new meaning to him from now on. Samcram searched the store for other women, he wasn’t very successful though, every time he started talking to them they ran away. Poor Samcram, a makeover is badly needed there!

I hopped over to another store and landed next to a very tall lady all dressed in black, only this looked a bit dodgy, she was brandishing a nasty looking gun, putting on my movelock shield I hung around to see if she intended to use the gun, but she vanished in a swirl of stars. It’s not at all safe to go shopping nowadays is it!!!